What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
That’s fine. Honestly, I think it’s best to reveal that when you’ve got the ability to take care of yourself. Worst case scenario, you’re thrown out, but at least you won’t die on the streets, which has happened to people before. This may sound very cynical of me, but that’s also what I’m planning to do as well. :/ Nevertheless, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, and people who actually care about you, won’t give two shits about your sexuality. :)
[puts head in hands] oh god she’s so attractive